These interesting tips come from a Twitter feed @Funny_Truth. though they likely are sourced from other places, too.
- Caught doing something embarrassing in public? Say you lost a bet!
- If you find a hair in your food, heavily salt it before sending it back to the kitchen to make sure you get a new order.
- If you are drunk and have the urge to vomit, taking short rapid breaths can help it go away.
- If you're coughing uncontrollably, raise your hands above your head and it will stop!
- Lying on your bed/floor with your legs propped against the wall can actually lower your heart rate and help you de-stress.
- When in an argument, act as if you’re being recorded. This will prevent you from saying anything mean.
- If you ever have to park in a city at night, park in front of a bank. They're always lit up and have cameras everywhere.
- Pee shy? Start multiplying random numbers in your head. The same part of the brain controls both tasks and will help you get it started.
- If you’re too embarrassed to buy something, get a birthday card with it.
- If an older guy is flirting with you and you want him to stop, smile at him and call him "sir" - he'll stop immediately.
- Can't decide if you're hungry? Ask yourself if you want an apple. If your answer is "no" then you're probably bored instead of hungry.
- If you're ever stuck in a large crowd, put coins in a can and shake it, asking people to donate. Everyone will move to avoid you.
- If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so you can use it in the future as an excuse.
- If you want someone to listen to you, start with "I shouldn't be telling you this, but..." It's a surefire way to make sure they listen.
- When you're finished an essay, copy and paste it into google translate and listen to it. It's the easiest way to find mistakes.
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